WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE
BY PHOENIX E
Daniel involved in a loving and committed relationship, which usually involves
Relationship. Romance. Humour. Jammies.
||Jack and Daniel, in the dark, in
bed, once again, jammies definitely figuring into
it, sorry about the visual aids but I still can't
jammies. Those of you offended by flannel are
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Originally completed and posted to the net 22 Jan
Notes: I needed cheering up so
I figured a bit of fluff was in order. Thanks to
Biblio for shameless begging AND providing inspirational
photographic reference material…
Aw…SONOFABITCH! Danny! What's with
the lights? Are you trying to fry my… Daniel?
Uh, Daniel! Whatcha doin' here - I mean - you're - you're
back! You're home! Two days before you were supposed to
be - I mean - early. Early. Whaddya know about that!
That's - that's…nice. Real nice. Good to see you, Daniel.
Even if it is the middle of the freaking night."
voice drips with sincerity, Jack. Drowning in it,
do you want from me, it's three o'clock in the freaking
morning and I was asleep. That is until someone turned
the lights on and fried my eyeballs."
making sure you were awake, Colonel Mine. The black eye
you gave me the last time I came home early when you were
sound asleep and not expecting me and I unthinkingly cozied
up next to you expecting to be kissed instead of thumped
was a little difficult to explain. If you will recall."
I was sorry about that. Reflexes. What can I tell
just say I learn from my mistakes and leave it at that."
I dunno, you don't look so smart to me. You came back,
hah, very funny. Everyone's entitled to their quirks.
I'd say you qualify as a big one."
At least you didn't say jerks."
me time. I'm sure you'll also give me a reason."
know you can count on me to deliver. So, what are you
doing here? Geez! Danny, we have a hamper! Try
using it once and a while, will ya?"
am I doing here? I live here, but if this is the kind of
welcome home I'm going to get…"
what are you doing here now and you know how I am
about the socks and the underwear all over the place… Awwww...look
at him now, there he goes again with the pants in a ball
in the - no. No, you know what? You know what?
Forget it! I'm done trying to talk to you about this. I tell
you and tell you and I might as well be talking to myself.
I'm done trying to do you any favours, Dannyboy. Knock
yourself out. They're your damn pants, you want to toss
them in a corner and leave them there rather than taking
a little time to hang them up don't go throwing a hissy
fit all over me when you want to wear them next and they're
all wrinkly - "
back early 'cause I missed the sound of your voice, that's
why I'm here. It just wasn't the same without my rousing
daily dose of verbal abuse to keep me sharp and focussed.
See, I'm feeling better already. I'll even hang up my shirt,
just for you. There, how's that?"
ever tell you you're one sarcastic bastard when you want
thought you said it's one of the things you loved the most
lied. Uh, Daniel, as long as you're still up, would you
mind going into the bathroom for a sec and getting - "
What are you doing under there?"
Doing? Nothing. Not doing a damned thing.
About the - "
are so! Why are you trying to get me to leave the room?
And why are you fidgeting around like that? What have you
got under there, anyway - why don't you want me to see
imagining things. Forget it, I didn't need it anyway.
Turn out the light and come to bed. The light? Go,
turn out the - Daniel! Cut it out, leave the
damned covers alone!"
a chance, Colonel, you're hiding something!"
go! Stop it, you're gonna rip the damned
blanket - "
way, you let go! I want to see what you're hiding!
Give me those! Jack? Well, well, well, what do we
have here? Okay, I really don't believe this!"
are my jammies. Well this certainly explains a lot!
Why they weren't in my suitcase when I unpacked for one
thing - You're wearing my jammies. Jack, why
are you wearing my jammies?"
like it, okay? What's the big deal, they're just a pair
of damned jammies and you weren't using them. If I knew
you were going to get this pissy about it I wouldn't
have touched your stupid, raggedy old jammies. The way
you treat your clothes I didn't think you'd care."
wearing my jammies."
Wanna make something out of it? Oh crap, what's with the
face? That 's the big fat sappy Danny face. I hate
that face. Cut it out with the face. Don't go getting
any ideas this means anything or anything - that
I - and definitely don't be thinking 'cause I'm
wearing your ratty jammies I - "
say that one more time I'll punch your lights out."
about I let you kiss me instead."
Works for me."
let me turn out the…INCOMING!"
Nice move, Doctor Jackson! Uh! God! No bouncing on
the colonel! You're not exactly a wee slip of a lad,
here, and I'm not a trampoline. Wuff!
Danny! Easy, you wanna crack my ribs? That's better.
Much better. Mmmmmm, baby, come to poppa!"
yeah, I missed that all right."
what a big missile you have."
least you didn't say 'is that a rocket in your pocket or
are you just glad to see me'."
saving it for later."
going to be much too tired later to be spouting bad clichés."
that sounds like a threat."
Possibly. Now, about this matter of you wearing my
nice, don't they?"
yeah, even better when they're on you."
worked the other way around for me. How about when
they're on me - on you?"
This has definite possibilities. Oh yeah, oh yeah…
This…this could be…yeah, right there, like that…could
be…could be one of the best ideas you've…ohhhh…Jaaaaack…"
huh? How about a little weapons drill?"
numbers, Colonel, sir?"
it when you call me Colonel!"
Colonel! Begging the colonel's pardon for being out of -
out of - OH God! Uniform!"
of the day is fine. As you were. Prepare to be
barrel. Let's see how it stands up to a thorough oral
my…uh…uh…ahhhh…ah - whaaa?"
talk with your…oh god oh god oh god that mouth…MOUTH!
MOUTH FULL! COLONEL! COLONEL! COLONEL!"
you the first time. Happy to report successful test
firing. Whoa, Danny. Achieving escape velocity
sweat it. Take it easy. Wait for it."
don't suppose I could get you to return the favour and polish
didn't sound like a yes. Was that a yes? Daniel?
Yoo Hoo? Danny? Equal time? Fair's fair? Daniel?
Crap. Out like a light. Well, this sucks. Or rather,
isn't being sucked. What to do, what to do? I wonder if
Daniel will mind too much if I just - tip him onto the floor
to wake him up."
selfish bastard! I can't believe you said
That'll learn ya for thinking you could fool me by playing
I damned well should have fallen asleep on you.
As much as you deserve for doing it to me the last time
jammies figured into it, if you will recall."
you should have, but I knew you wouldn't."
You're a much better person than I am, a fact I shamelessly
exploit to my advantage every chance I get."
is so much wrong with that last statement I am not in the
least bit surprised it came out of you."
what counts is you're still awake and there's a small matter
of other stuff I wouldn't mind coming out of me shortly.
And leave off with the size cracks, it might be late and
I might be horny but I know what I said."
Very well, I believe a request for cluster polishing is
currently on the table."
give you the paperwork tomorrow."
you will. I'm willing to sign on for the detail. Under
boy, here we go. Conditions. Mister Happy is
him sometimes life sucks and you get the shaft,
do you want, Daniel?"
wanna know why you're wearing my jammies."
not gonna let this go, are you?"
HAVE to hear me say it, don't
Now he's turning on the lamp! Christ!"
I just felt, a little, kinda like...they smell like you
and I - well, I like that. And what with you not being
here in person to smell up the joint..."
Just wanted to hear you say it."
look at this, will you? What's with the face?
That's the big, fat sappy Colonel face."
Maybe it is at that. Now you've seen it can we turn the
light out and get back to the business at hand?"
sir! And Jack?"
yeah…what? What, Daniel?"
don't mind if you wear them when I'm not here. After
all, what's mine is yours."
Well, as long as you feel like that I'll be borrowing the
Armani shirt Sam gave you for your birthday.
Armani? How did we get from jammies to the Armani? I
haven't even worn it myself, yet!"
just said what's yours is mine. Just taking you at your
word. Besides, what's the big deal, I'll even hang it
O'Neill, you are such a selfish prick!"
it the truth and don't you just love me anyway."
Oh! You bastard! You are so gonna pay for
it on, Dannyboy! Oh GOD I love it when you're pissed
with me! Oh Danny! Ohhhhhh Danny! DannyDannyDannyohboyohboyoh
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