WARM FUZZIES BY PHOENIX
Daniel involved in a loving and committed relationship, which usually involves
Relationship. Romance. PWP. Humour. Jammies.
||Daniel, Jack, jammies, together,
in a bed, in the dark. Need me to draw a picture
jammies in this story. If you are offended by
flannel, please leave now!
Originally completed and posted to the net 01 Jan
God, what - what time is it? Jack! It really is you!
You - you- you're here! What are you doing
Danny, thought I lived here. Something happen to change
that while I've been gone?"
for - for - that's not what I mean, I mean what
are you doing here, now! I thought you weren't getting
back until tomorrow."
huh. Absent lover arrives home unexpectedly. No cause for
concern, unless somebody has something to...hide.
Sounding a little nervous, here, Danny. You got
something to hide? Something you're not telling me?
Should I be checking to see if there's anyone hiding under the
very funny, Jack. That's the first place you'd look.
Try the closet."
it, stop it, you're killing me. You're a barrel of
laughs at three in the morning, Doctor Jackson."
Is that what time it is? No wonder I feel like
I just went to bed. Because I just did. Half an hour
the midnight oil again, were we, Daniel? What's the
matter, having trouble sleeping?"
Of course not. I - I was...reading. Lost track of
a really good book!"
that so? What's the title, then? I might want to
read it myself."
I take it the conference wrapped up ahead of schedule.
Seeing as how you're here, now, waking me up in the middle
of the night and talking your usual trash instead of having
the common courtesy of arriving tomorrow afternoon like
you were supposed to thereby letting me get a full night's
don't go all sentimental on me or anything, boyo, you know
how I hate mush. And since when have you ever
complained about me waking you up in the middle of the
Tuesday when you slapped my ass at four a.m. and woke me
up by nearly scaring me to death."
wasn't my fault, my hand was asleep and I had to wake it
Well, what about last Friday's salad dressing shampoo?"
hungry. I tripped. I said I was sorry. And I
promised I won't bring my three a.m. snacks back to bed with
me ever again."
about last night when you called - "
right, all right, you wanna bitch all night or get back
to sleep? Move over, will ya? Damn, only sleeping
alone for three nights and already he's taking up all the
room in the bed like I was never even here."
up and get under the covers. Were you born in a barn,
a little chilly as well as rude? I can soon fix that.
You should talk! Jack, cut it out. I need to get
back to sleep."
one little kiss. Come on. I haven't seen you for
three whole days and nights."
way. I know you. It's never just one with
word as an officer and a gentleman?"
yeah, I'm buyin' this one. Jesus! Jack!
Your damned feet are freezing."
know what they say, Danny. Cold feet, warm heart."
'hands', Jack, not feet."
if you insist..."
God ! What did you do, put them in the
freezer first? Gad-zooks, you're going to freeze my
you're wide awake now."
because certain parts of me are in shock!"
dunno, seems to me as if they're adapting to changing
conditions rather quickly."
pet names. Getting somewhere, now. Uh...Danny?"
are you wearing?"
don't know how to tell you this, but your ass is fuzzy.
never been fuzzy before, Daniel."
you weren't supposed to be home until tomorrow."
Daniel, breathe! Slow down, for crying out loud!"
were gone and it was weird and I was...I was...cold."
I was cold! Wanna make something out of
Hell no! Man says he was cold, who am I to say he
wasn't? But what does that have to with him having a
fuzzy bottom half he doesn't usually have?"
said what I needed was a pair of fuzzy jammies. For
the....cold. They'd be nice and warm and make me feel
Sam told you to wear fuzzy jammies? And you listened?"
the one who bought them for me."
can't believe I'm hearing this!"
she was right. I wore them for the rest of the time you
were away and I wasn't....cold....once. Then, you were
back and I didn't need them."
because you were back. I don't get - cold - when...
I only wear them when you're not here because that's the
only time I need them. To keep warm."
You don't get cold when I'm around, then?"
as a matter of fact, I don't. Wanna be making something
about that, too?"
are you ever grouchy when you don't get enough sleep.
Hmmmm. Fuuzzzzyyyy. Nice and soft. Damn! Too
bad you haven't worn them when I was around. They feel
God, so does that..."
I take it you don't mind where my hands are now?"
enough for you, now?"
if we lose the jammies?"
thought you said they felt nice."
do, but you feel better."
second thought, I'm really tired. Maybe I'll just go to
sleep now. Wow! Doctor Jackson! What a big tongue
teach you to sneak up on a guy when he's wearing his secret
yeah. I'm taught. I'm well and truly...chastised...Sooooo
teach me another lesson?"
think further instruction is definitely indicated at this
Oooooh. Big words. Oh god, you know how I get when
you throw vocabulary at me. Go on, hit me with another big
oh yeah, give me more!"
yeah! Hurt me good, baby! Give it to me,
give it to me, you know what all those nasty
syllables do to me!"
those are just the Is There's the whole rest of the alphabet
Right now I need you to be using that tongue for something
else. Yeah, that, that... right there. Oh, that's good.
That's better than good. Oh boy. Don't let it go
to your head or anything, but I missed you."
me, or my tongue?"
I hear talking! Want to hear licking, slurping, gulping,
missed you too, Jack. You're much better than jammies."
want me to stop talking? Fine, I'll stop talking. I'll just
ShitShitShit! Ah! Ah! Ah! godgodgodgod! Dannnnyyyy!
much better than jammies. Jack? Oh, Ja-ack! Jack!
Jack? Oh, I see. I get it. That's the game we're playing
now, is it? Get the archaeologist all worked up and fall
asleep on him! That's just...that's just
so...so...you! Thank God."
glad you're home. Sweet dreams, Jack. Sleep well,
you son of a bitch! I will get you for this.
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