BOYS WILL BE BOYS BY
Daniel involved in a loving and committed relationship, which usually involves
Relationship. Humour. PWP.
3. No Spoilers
Daniel at play. They be boys, so they play rough
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Date: Early 2000. Posted to the net 02 Feb 02
I wrote this (omigawd)two
years ago and it originally debuted between the
covers of Event Horizon. Well, since the year
is more than up I figured it would be okay to turn
it loose on you all, and hope it brings a few smiles
your way. It's a little, um, well, it's early,
early stuff - only the 4th slash story I ever wrote
- and I've moved on a bit since. (or at least I
like to think I have). But I've got a soft spot
in my heart for it anyway even if it isn't exactly
inspired. And it was great fun writing it as well,
as I do recall!
sighed as he closed the front door behind him. The house
was dark, silent. Pretty much to be expected as the only
other occupant was still back at the mountain, nose deep
in some damn fool translation he absolutely had to get
finished. Or the world would come to an end, or something.
Which meant he was on his own tonight. No biggie.
Not like he’d never had to do this sort of thing before.
sure, this’ll be fine. He’d just order something in, have
a couple of beers and for once get to watch a game without
any having to answer any stupid questions like ‘Can you
explain football to me again, I don’t understand what’s
going on’. Without having to feel guilty he was depriving
Daniel of an opportunity to watch some stupid program about
cow-tipping in the Himalayas. Just him, himself and the
four walls. Great. Fine. Party on.
yet again Jack threw the mail he had not even bothered
to look at on the dining room table and kept on going till
he got to the fridge. Opening it, he stood there surveying
the contents. Well, whaddya know, there was stuff in there.
Other than beer. Some of the leftover whatever-it-was from
yesterday. He couldn’t remember what Daniel had called
it. His version of something they made on Abydos. Some
ingredient substitutions required. It didn’t look like
much, but it was good. He could heat it up. He
could manage that much on his own.
he wasn’t hungry. Wasn’t thirsty either. Didn’t
even really feel like watching television. Turning on
some lights might be good. Maybe…
O’Neill can we be any more pathetic? Daniel ditches
you for the books for one lousy evening and you’re standing
around in the dark feeling sorry for yourself. Get
yourself a life already!
forgot, already did that. Problem, is, he’s not here
shook his head as he closed the fridge door. He knew damned
well if Daniel was here right now and caught a load of
him standing around moping like a lovesick teenager he’d
laugh himself silly. Daniel really enjoyed catching him
with his pants down. In more ways than one.
we had better think of something else. Mail. We've
got mail. Check it out; get caught up on the bills.
There’s the ticket.
flipped on the light and then crossed to the dining room
table. As he was reaching for the pile of envelopes he
had previously dumped there, he took in a small detail
he had missed during his first transit of the room.
was something sitting on the dining room table that shouldn’t
have been there. Something that told him he was not
alone in the house.
This changed everything.
immediately shifting into overdrive, Jack kept walking,
moving silently across the dining room until he reached
the low wall that was the boundary of the upper dining
area. He peered cautiously over it until he could visually
sweep the sunken living area directly below.
down there. Nobody in the dining room and certainly no
one behind him. That narrowed things down quite a bit.
Had to be in the back part of the house. Unless they
were hiding outside on the deck. Might as well eliminate
that possibility so that he could be sure there wasn’t
going to be anything creeping up behind him.
starting cautiously down the stairs when the attack came.
Something large, moving pretty fast, hitting from behind,
crashing into him, arms wrapping around his waist. The
momentum of his assailant’s body sent him stumble down the
stairs to fall to his knees on the carpeted floor of the
living room. Before he had a chance to register he was
down his attacker used his weight to push his body the
rest of the way to the floor, jamming a knee into his back
to keep him pinned while grabbing the collar of his jacket
and pulling it halfway down his arms, effectively immobilizing
Jack had a chance to even grumble ‘for crying out loud’
the man who had him dead to rights, face first into the
carpet of the living room floor, leaned down, licked his
ear and said, “Gotcha!”
- have you lost your mind?” Jack groused. “I
thought you were back at the base.”
what you were supposed to think,” Daniel gloated,
insufferably pleased with himself.
decided, given the circumstances, it was only fair to return
the favour by making the boy wish he had never been born.
As soon as he tricked him into letting him up.
well next time don’t leave your keys on the dining room
table.” Jack chided. “I knew you were in
Daniel returned defiantly. “Didn’t do you any good,
did it? Still got you, didn’t I?”
because I let you,” Jack lied. Rotten bastard had
gotten him cold.
- you did not!” Daniel was positively outraged. “I
was right there in the kitchen the whole time and you didn’t
have a clue!”
How in the hell had he managed that?
in the hell did you manage that?” He had to hear this
going to tell you,” Daniel returned stubbornly.
what you think, Danny boy…
are you going to admit I got you? Can I hear an
‘uncle’? I surrender? ‘Jackson rules?’”
Death before dishonour!
Ow - ow. Cramp. Back. Hurts. Think I pulled
Jack! I’m sorry!”
got him. Jack knew it would. He felt a little pang
hearing the concern and guilt in Daniel’s voice but it
vanished as soon as Daniel withdrew enough to allow him to
quickly turn on him and pin his lover to the floor.
glared into the furious blue eyes beneath him Jack crowed,
“You are so easy! So tell me now, who’s got who?”
eyes narrowed as he struggled briefly and completely
ineffectually against Jack’s restraint. “Why you
lowdown, lying, cheating, scum-sucking - ”
forget good looking,” Jack grinned triumphantly down at
him. Boy, was Daniel pissed.
me up!” Daniel raged.
Jack grinned. “Not until you tell me where you were
up a rope!” Daniel set his jaw and glared defiance at
him. “I don’t talk to lying, cheating, manipulative,
sneaky, unprincipled - ”
forgot ‘scum-sucking’,” Jack supplied, trying to be
helpful. “I’m low-down too, so you’d better talk
if you know what’s good for you.”
in good time.” Jack shifted his weight so he still had
Daniel pinned, but was able to free one hand for other
purposes. He dangled the hand in front of Daniel’s
face, flexing his fingers in anticipation of their future
employment while continuing in his best pseudo-German accent:
Doktor Jackson, iff you insist on continuing to be difficult,
I must tell you, ve haff vays off meking you talk…”
what he was intending, Daniel’s eyes widened in considerable
not that. You - you wouldn’t!”
but I would.”
you promised the last time you’d never tickle me again!”
Still time to save yourself. Gonna talk, or am I gonna
have to get rough?”
gaze suddenly jerked past him, like he was looking at
something behind him and up above at the top of the stairs.
His eyes widened in genuine alarm and he began to stammer.
General - General Hammond… wha-wha-what are you doing here?
We - ah - we didn’t hear you come in…”
Christ - the General?
jerked up, releasing Daniel instantly, trying to think
of some sort of an explanation for what he had been doing
as he turned around to face empty air.
man, I can’t believe I actually fell for that!
Daniel hooted as he scrambled to his feet and started to
make for the stairs.
you don’t!” Jack snaked a hand out, just barely managing
to snag an ankle. He yanked back on it, pulling Daniel
roughly off his feet. Daniel toppled, landing face down
onto the carpet, but twisted around as Jack started to
haul him back toward him. Daniel countered by using his
free foot to stomp down on Jack’s shoulder - hard. Jack
considered himself fortunate Daniel wasn’t wearing any
shoes or he could have done some actual damage, but as
it was he managed to dislodge Jack’s grip. As soon as
Daniel was free he was up and running again, leaping up
the stairs, loping down the hall toward the back of the
house, no doubt making for a room with a lock on it.
was on his heels in a heartbeat. Right behind him as Daniel
darted into the bedroom, striving to slam the door shut
even as he was countering his efforts from the other side.
For the first few agonizing seconds it looked as if neither
one of them was going to prevail over the other. Then
Jack decided to take a little gamble.
withdrew from the door, gathering himself for a concerted
assault. Confused, Daniel hesitated for one fatal second
before pressing his unexpected advantage and continuing
to shut the door.
second was all Jack needed. He literally threw himself
at the door, ramming it with his shoulder and the force
of all his weight. The door flew open before him, that
is until it was stopped abruptly by an obstacle on the
other side. He heard the sound of a sickening thud, a
soft and slightly confused “ow”, then heard something
sliding down the other side of the door on its way to the
That wasn’t part of the plan.
a little fuzzy, he was lying down, on the bed probably,
head hurt, oh yeah, the door…
groaned, put a hand to his forehead and then pulled it
away, startled by the cold, damp feeling of the cloth resting
there. He kept his eyes closed as he said, for the benefit
of the man he knew was sitting on the bed beside him, “That’s
it, you’re just a brute. I’m going home to mother.”
sighed and stroked his head. “You don’t have a mother.”
That’s right. Guess I’m staying. You’re still a
hand was now gently caressing his cheek. “Possibly.
Very possibly. However, may I say in my own defense, you
Daniel conceded grudgingly, still not opening his eyes.
“I’ll give you that. I wasn’t doing too bad
though, was I? Uh, Jack? What are you doing?”
were pulling his T-shirt out of his pants, pushing it up,
out of the way, moving slowly over his stomach, massaging,
roaming, over him, up his chest, each gentle, knowing touch
making him tingle, the warmth within him growing, spreading,
to check you over.” Jack’s voice had deepened, taking
on that thick quality it got when he was very, very involved
with what he was doing. “Make sure there are no other
- injuries. ”
Daniel gasped, licking his lips as Jack’s fingers traced
teasing circles over his stomach. “I suppose you think
this is going to make it up to me.”
I’m hoping,” Jack growled as his tongue found an erect
nipple and worked it, imitating the motions his hand was
making further down. After his efforts had elicited more
than a few appropriate vocalisations from the man beneath
him he raised his head and asked, “So, how’s the
fine.” Daniel bit his lip and jerked his hips
impatiently beneath Jack’s hand. “I have another
on it,” Jack chuckled as he began to undo Daniel’s pants.
raised his hips off the bed, hissing with desire as Jack
adroitly slipped the confining clothing down his body.
Daniel impatiently kicked his pants off the rest of the
way as Jack turned his attention to other matters.
drew a finger along the length of Daniel’s erection he
said thoughtfully, “Ah, I can see what your problem is.”
only response was a slightly strangled sound from the back
of his throat as he writhed on the bed.
can’t talk now,” Jack grinned before sliding his lips down
Daniel’s full length and sucking.
weren’t long in coming.
shivered with delight. He’d probably lost about a
quart of precious bodily fluids in that last one, and Daniel
was still kissing him. That goose egg on his forehead
didn’t seem to be slowing his Danny down one bit.
However, he hoped Daniel didn’t get a black eye in the
bargain. That might be a little bit difficult to
could Daniel kiss! He was going to be ready to go again
in no time flat. Jack couldn’t believe what this man could
do to him. Several times in succession.
always figured he was going to die with a bullet between
the eyes doing something stupid for country and the cause.
Now Jack was thinking he might have to reassess his options
for future expiration potential. That is, if they didn’t
accidentally kill each other simply horsing around.
flipped Daniel over onto his back, pinned him down, planted
a huge, wet kiss over most of the bottom of his face causing
Daniel to sputter and groan, then pulled back to grin impudently
into Daniel's stormy face.
tell me where you were hiding or I’ll slime you a second
go ahead, do your worst. I'll get you. You can’t keep me
looked deeply into the eyes of the man beneath him as he
reached down and caressed his cheek lovingly.
not, Danny, but God help me, I’m sure going to try….